mommy work

A women who likes to clean the dishes, do the laundry, go shopping, and cook for kids

Son: hey I’m fat as fuck can you make me something to eat?
Mother: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the mommy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

Work experience

Work experience is when your school fucks up and puts you in a job environment for a week it fucking sucks and it's really shitty but they don't give a fuck

Hey kids you want to do work experience

No
Then fuck you do it you little shits or pay money

by Feederfizel February 14, 2019

#work

anal tycoon

that girl better #work she is a big queef

by clitrubber44 August 28, 2018

National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

Work For Another Class

The kind of work you do when you're done with all of your work, but you're bored as fuck, so you keep a tab open for some other class while surfing the web.

Teacher: "What are you working on now, John?"
John: "Work For Another Class."

*John goes back to surfing Twitter*

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

Hotdog with the works

When you want your guy to make love to you .... Leaving nothing on your body untouched

Baby I need your hotdog with the works tonight 😍😍😍😘

by LadyDimp May 20, 2018