A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
1
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"
2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
Get the Balrog's Whipmug. Before you whip out the plastic for your next purchase, check whether alternative and cheaper payment methods might be available.
by wzofoz October 20, 2022
Get the Whip out the plasticmug. Using pineapple rings as an Elizabethan collar to accessorize one's junk, meant to be eaten. Can be enhanced with whip cream or cool whip.
by bobby.california March 31, 2019
Get the Dole Whipmug. Friend: Are you taking a shit?
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
You: I was why?
Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.
Friend: Seriously?
You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping
Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
Get the Whipped Toppingmug. The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
by JJBravo June 19, 2024
Get the Dick whippedmug. Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!
by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019
Get the Sick Whipmug. by harrys2812 July 29, 2022
Get the whipmug.