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Uncle willie

A mainly Scottish originating term referring to one's penis.
E.g. Eric Clapton song "hand jive" the lyrics "doing the hand jive with uncle willie" meaning that the individual described was indulging in masturbation.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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uncle fluffy

A sexy hairy man who is very furry. He loves rock and roll and plays guitar. He has a pet camel named stinky. "Uncle fluffy is love, uncle fluffy is life.
uncle fluffy is very sexy and hairy.
by the daddy duck October 27, 2017
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phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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uncle folgers

Guy 1 : what do you say I brew up a pot of dark roast?

Guy 2 : I say simmer down Uncle Folgers before I give you a French press
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uncle bill

creator of bill-sploit, and the master of succ.
retard #1 - yo, do you know who uncle bill is?
retard#2 - yeah nigger, the creator of bill-sploit and the grand master of succ.
by Aware_Gogeta May 6, 2017
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I'll slam ya uncle

Trash talk used to imply that you're more skilled than someone. Like saying that you can beat your challenger and their uncle.
Person 1: You tryna ball?
Person 2: Bruh, don't... do not do it to yourself.
Person 1: What??
Person 2: Bro, I'll slam ya uncle!
by XenoXndr May 15, 2017
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terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws
Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out
by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017
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