Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Triple L

Load Light Leave

Shit dude we in a hurry. We bout to do a Triple L. We gonna load the pipe, light it and then leave.

by TKLynn October 15, 2020

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Triple F P

Farting, furries, feet, and pee,
The four horsemen of shit never to be done in bed

“The NRA and the ATF are something, but there’s nothing worse than the Triple F P.

by Yeetustheflame November 18, 2020

triplet.mom.5

A girl on tiktok who is a machine she has 7 kids dont fuck with her

That girl triplet.mom.5 is a boss she has seven kids

by Theurbandictionary02 November 26, 2020

Triple Special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.

Me: “You wanna do something special tonight? I got a bunch of drugs lying around.”

You: “Why not make it a Triple Special?”

by Amove December 1, 2020

Triple special

Snorting coke, taking an xtc pill and injecting heroin all at the same time.

Me:”Wanna have some fun? I’ve got a bunch of drugs lying around”

You:”Why not make it a triple special?”

by Amove December 1, 2020