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Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.
The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.
by axxlR August 3, 2011
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small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.
Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGoth November 29, 2010
mugGet the small town policemug.

dirt water town

A small town in a rural area that typically has one stop light or none at all. This town usually has no opportunity for its future generations. This phrase does not have to be derogatory in nature.
Scottville MI is a dirt water town.
by Slaynasty July 3, 2014
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boys town sidewalk

The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.
Boys town sidewalk; The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.
by John blaze January 12, 2014
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man about town

a fellow who can often be seen around the city... Particularly in the right places or with the right people. Dapper, sociable, and fashionable.
Quite the man about town, Bobby was friendly with all the right people.
by Honor July 24, 2004
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K-Town

K-Town is short of Kapunda, just using the first letter from the area/region and adding town to the end of it.makes your area more appealing to the younger generation.Also it is slang it is easier to say and less effort used saying K-Town compared to kapunda.
hey wats kickin in (K-Town) tonight
why not come to (K-Town) for a drink
by fox88 September 27, 2009
mugGet the K-Townmug.

M-Town

Nonsensical nickname for Silver Spring, MD...made up by residents who wish they were more thugged and ghetto than they actually are.
We from M-TOWN, nigga!
by ralys38 November 19, 2007
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