full blown fuckwit

When someone is incredibly stupid or makes dumb decisions that are out of this world and are unable to be comprehended.

Sophie: Wait, so if you're pregnant with twins would you be pregnant for 18 months?
Amber: You're a full blown fuckwit.

Sophie: Who, me?

by iamnotaperistool March 16, 2017

Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.

"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."

by Wordspotter March 17, 2010

Full Throat Flush

When you burp and cough at the same time

Dave: CHOAGUGHH!
Jeff: Bro, did you just rip a Full Throat Flush?
Dave: Yeah, I think so.

by xXwabajack_JonesXx June 01, 2021

Full Candy Corn

A male with a small penis that has an erection.

"Mmm Mm....that girl is turning me on. I'm full candy corn right now."

by ABaconWitDaHooodie July 16, 2018

Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection

Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.

by batshitcray August 28, 2020

Going full Kellas

The feeling or act of being completely butt hurt because you didn’t receive something you were never ever entitled to receive in the first place... EVER.

Terry was going full Kellas because he didn’t receive a pay rise at his new company he’s been working at for only 3 weeks... so he quit out of spite

by Sydney sludge November 02, 2020

full bore disalto

going all the way, no holds. used sarcastically. meant to be used for stupid laughs: "WTF did you just say?"

I'm going old skool Halo 1 style. full bore disalto!

by Xytan November 02, 2007