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Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.
“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”
by Irregular94 December 17, 2021
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Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.
Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”
by BiggerChap November 25, 2023
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Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent
Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.
by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022
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Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.
"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."
by Themanhawk March 20, 2024
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Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock
"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"
by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020
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uncle blow dick

When your uncle puts on a black latex suit and nothing is showing except for his stinky sack.
Will Zientko loves watching uncle blow dick dance around freakishly
by TwitchyGnu April 2, 2023
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Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor
Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”
by S.bkk December 21, 2021
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