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Sausage Washer

A person who regularly partakes of the cleansing of sausages aka penis, dicks, cocks, shlongs, etc, etc, with their mouths.
WHAT?! You didn't know that Andy was a fuckin' sausage washer? That kids queerer than a 2 dollar bill, we're talkin Liberace style.
by Whodi aka Weezy September 2, 2010
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sausage sniffer

Hey sausage sniffer tacos are better smelling than penis
by Slurped buttface December 8, 2024
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Sausage Date

Where you invite a bunch of people to a gathering and only two dudes show up.
Where going to have a awesome rave but then it turned out to be a sausage date.
by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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sausage toss

Giving a light toss to a guys soft penis.
My boyfriend burger flipped me so I gave him a sausage tossed him.
by BeerzSlayer. October 17, 2017
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Sausage Slot

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot
by Toastncheese June 25, 2021
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