A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
by ZaUrbanDOOD May 8, 2020
Get the White Mommug. A similar drink to a White Russian (vodka, coffee liqueur and cream) only Horchata is substituted for the cream.
by bkdeux September 10, 2009
Get the White Mexicanmug. A term used to describe a self centered, ego-driven person of european decent that has superiority complex issues.
Often times used to insult such a person in responce to a common racial slur such as nigger,sand coon, chink etc...
Often times used to insult such a person in responce to a common racial slur such as nigger,sand coon, chink etc...
by MR. HUNTER July 22, 2008
Get the white shitmug. The act of cumming in your partners ass then when they poop later the have a white cap on the tip of there poop.
by GMFU and the ROC August 18, 2008
Get the white capmug. OLI White is a YouTube star/vlogger and is an amazing person who can always make you laugh!
OLI White is referred to as a cactus BEACUSE Joe sugg (also a youtuber) dared him to eat a cactus in LA.
OLI White has released cactus hoodies and has also made a book called Generation Next.
OLI White is referred to as a cactus BEACUSE Joe sugg (also a youtuber) dared him to eat a cactus in LA.
OLI White has released cactus hoodies and has also made a book called Generation Next.
by ILYCLEE May 30, 2016
Get the oli whitemug. by D00MSDAY_360 July 7, 2022
Get the white stuffmug. by Freakyblackguy May 23, 2016
Get the White glassmug.