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The Mike Vick 

Get your girl into bed, go down on her. Just as she is about to come, you stuff her into a cage, torture her, and then put her up against other women in fights.
Anne doesn't talk to me after I gave her the Mike Vick.
The Mike Vick by Diditforthelulz January 14, 2008
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The Hidden Valley Ranch 

The 2011 term for a very forrsted twat. Unexplored or not, the hidden valley still draws in lost travelers from vegas.
Comrade: Dang, she looks like she's fine in bed.

comrade 2: No dude, trust me. all you find is the hidden valley ranch.

The Pole Vault 

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
The Pole Vault by TheMythTheLegend September 27, 2012

The Chinese Virus 

According to our dumb ass president it is called the Chinese virus.This virus is also known as COVID-19 or the Coronavirus.
Trump:people are suffering from the Chinese virus🦠

The Mount Vesuvius 

When cheese and salsa are inserted in the vagina of a female. The heat will melt the cheese. Then insert a penis and fuck said vagina, thus mixing the cheese and salsa. Then punch said female in her pelvic region. The resulting explosion/ooze will flow like lava.
Guy 1: I totally gave Rachel The Mount Vesuvius last night!
Guy 2: Really?! How was it?
Guy 1: There was cheese and salsa everywhere!
The Mount Vesuvius by Sythin January 19, 2010

drain the main vain 

as in you need to go urinate(av a piss).
B: aw ive drunk too much. coming to drain the main vain?
C: yer sure...