Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.

Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022

Golden balloon fight

A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night

Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.

by Maginican February 15, 2017

Johnny's Golden Leg

When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.

I got so lazy the last time I was in the bathroom that I got Johnny's Golden Leg.

by Rzoccola August 2, 2019

GOLDEN RULE BREAKER

the breaker of the golden rule.
Other know as the golden rule breaker.

A name given to thos that have broken the golden rule...

"Ha look"... That's the golden rule breaker..
Oh boy here comes the golden rule breaker .
"I wonder if the golden rule breaker did it".

by Yeetthatboipowder October 13, 2016

Voyager Golden Record

Literally 2 golden records that were sent into outer space by NASA in 1977. They were sent incase some sort of extra terrestial life is out there. One containing audio such as greetings and music and the other containing 116 images of what earth and humans are like. The Golden Record Committee did however choose not to include images of war, poverty, disease, crime, ideology, or religion.

Berry Cumbernickle: Dude, how do you think aliens would react if they came across earth and see how we catfished them by not including all the shit we've done on earth in the Voyager Golden Record???

Bob Fisher: Dude we're fucked.

by Berry Cumbernickle December 28, 2018

czech golden shower

When the cyclic rate of your Skorpian VZ-71 is so fast, the mag empties before the brass hits the ground.

This is a fast bitch. Its like the Czech Golden Shower...The Europeans really like their pee play...

by JerryMouse4532 November 17, 2022

Czech Golden Shower

The unique sound made by the VZ-61 "Skorpion" SMG where the ejected brass hits the ground after the magazine is empty due to the extremely high rate of fire compared to the (relatively) small magazine size.

"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"

by milkbag enjoyer November 17, 2022