dutch pig roast

When one person poops in a blanket and pulls it over another person's head. Similar to a "dutch oven", but with poop.

Ellen gave me a dutch oven, so I took a deuce in a blanket and gave her a dutch pig roast.

by salpalellenmelon November 29, 2011

Surprise Dutch Rudder

Giving someone a Dutch Rudder as a surprise.

Dude my friend broke in and gave me a surprise Dutch Rudder, I was so embarrassed.

by Ralahax December 17, 2010

Dutch Pince-Nez

When you attempt to give a girl a Dutch Blindfold, but your balls are too small, or her eyes are too wide set, and it ends up simply straddling the bridge of her nose instead.

I went for the Dutch Blindfold with (girl's name) last night, but her eyes are so wide set it ended up looking like spectacles, or Dutch Pince-Nez instead.

by Flemdia October 18, 2011

dutch spit roast

Verb: to dutch spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males who split the cost of one passive (male or female) prostitute. Man 1 pentrates the prostitute from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of man 2.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to dutch spit roast a hooker with me?

Note: not respective of cost sharing out of frugality, opportunity, or necessity.

Last night, I did a dutch spit roast with Wayne

by Society Consulted August 25, 2015

Dutch Apple Crisp

The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.

Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".

by The Dutch King 39384 August 8, 2016

Double Dutch Oven

When a female farts and said fart gas roles inside of the vagina and then is released with a queef from it's second baking...

Susan went heavy on the bean dip and Double Dutch Oven'd me... I heard the first fart and 30 seconds later she queefed it out!

by OkNowKith December 16, 2018

Double Dutch

Two men perform the helicopter in front of each other with flaccid penises and without touching. You are allowed to use your hands, but you have to hop on each foot as if jumping double dutch jump rope.

Double Dutch is like the blender, only you can use your hands and you have to jump around.

by dmnyd$ December 28, 2010