Alex: Okay, what the hell is that smell and where did it come from?!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!
Jake: Somebody just had a bad ninja fart!
by Flubber Womp December 07, 2010
When a criminal tries to dispense of evidence in a restroom, this same-sex modern-day hero follows the offender and physically prevents any further crimes.
This lady was caught shoplifting and, in a panic, ran into the restroom to try and "flush" the evidence, but Katy, the same-sex security guard, and modern-day hero, followed the alleged criminal into the stall, secured the prisoner, and saved the day. Katy is a toilet ninja.
by carolinatdi June 14, 2011
Haveing such extreme skillz,that you are just as talented as a ninja.Your daily life is just so extreme, you could be drafted in to a ninja army at any moment!
by jess nh June 12, 2006
Gift recipient: "Omg I can't believe I got a Snuggie from the person who sent me the 'WTF Blanket' video!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"
Gift giver: "Ninja gift! Oooaaah!!"
by RealNaughtyRN January 17, 2011
Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.
1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.
3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.
by Chris and John (Toronto) February 14, 2010
A woman who marries a someone, someplace, somewhere, in the presence of a second suitor with little or no announcement of the engagement and/or the marriage, often with little knowledge of the details of said event, thus leaving the second suitor in a bigger surprise heart break than could have been avoided by the bride "cleaning her plate" first, months in advance.
- Did you hear what happened to Martin who dry-dated her for four years?
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- You mean the girl with a boyfriend?
- Yeah. Exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
- I guess he didn't see it coming.
- I guess not. Now he's in a whole lot of pain.
- He should probably crack a joke about it and move on.
- My point exactly. Swoosh! Ninja Bride!
by vibrotomographed January 19, 2017
It's like a voodoo pirate, only better!
by pirates r. weaksauce January 20, 2009