number two

number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

max bevis is jacob number two

by wangdong January 26, 2005

two buck chuck

a wine with its orgins being in american airlines, outlawed on airplanes after american government crackdowns, it was then bought en masse by Trader Joe's at an extremely low price, as such Trader Joe's was able to sell said wine to the public at a low cost ($2.00) while still turning a large profit, being called Chuck as it rhyms with Buck (an american slang term for dollar) and is a nickname for a person named Charles with the actual name of the wine being Charles Shaw

Person A : "I'm going to Trader Joe's, do you want anything?"
Person B : "Ya, get me some Two Buck Chuck"
Person A : "okay"

by boring old me December 31, 2004

hot two nuts

An extremely flamboyant and out of control gay man who comes on to anyone around him. A hot two nuts' behavior is erractic and may includes unprovoked stripping, lewd gestures, grab assing, and other faggoty stuff. They are obnoxious and unseemly characters.

Man that was a great party till those fag hags brought that hot two nuts. He got all drunk and started slapping his ass in tighty whitetys! Uggh!

by d-doggy September 8, 2006

Two Pump Trump

Someone who comes in strong politically and finishes weak.

We know he's eager to get in but hope it's more satisfying than a Two Pump Trump.

- Moped Dave

by Moped Dave May 15, 2016

blue forty two

a generic football play call used in movies and pop culture. Has no specific meaning.

"Blue Forty Two, Set, HIKE!" - yelled the quarterback.

by suimike October 31, 2013

TWO PUMP JUMP

A quickie that isn't meant to be a quickie. when your guy is premature in the sack. usually used with negative connotations.

"So how was last night?"

"dinner was good, movie was ok, then we went back to his place"

"and...?"

"well it was a two pump jump, so i was home by curfew"

"boo"

by Sloan NC May 27, 2008

two bit hussie

Girls or Women that spread themselves open, for any guy to fuck. Usually this ends up being an 18 year old getting knocked up, and has her kid by 19 years of age. Spends her time on facebook, with her child in one arm, while texting from her phone, trying to look intelligent. She only uses urban dictionary, because she thinks it's the best and only reliable source, when trying to prove her point.

Breanna's trying to talk shit, but she's making herself look like a two bit hussie.

by fuckmenofuckyouwhorer May 19, 2011