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Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 9, 2017
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Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transwoman or femboy at the same time.
I gave my girlfriend the Mreasydeck surprise and she loved it.
by Samguy August 21, 2024
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surprise rice

When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.
I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.
by choppa790 August 9, 2015
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candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples
My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night
by anonymous May 11, 2023
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Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
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new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.
My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning
by CornershopMen November 19, 2018
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Costco Surprise

1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."

~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 7, 2010
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