ferrari testarossa

bits of other things.

fan belt went on me pug, next thing i knew the italins ad made a door handle out of it for a ferrari testarossa.

by Plasteres Mate October 15, 2018

crash test

Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.

Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!

by insidiot October 27, 2018

Nude tester

A person to whom one sends nudes to clarify whether they are spicy enough for future use. Can be gay best friend, a member of the same sex or a member of the opposite sex (though the latter would require an eye-catching level of comfort).

Joshie, can you be my nude tester? I want to send only the best pics of me!

by J0shie November 15, 2018

prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells

The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test

by dkflsllala December 29, 2018

tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.

Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!

by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019

high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone

Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls

by mfdoge March 22, 2019

Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

Bro-testant broetry brophesy broceries Brosephus Broski

"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019