Sweet Summer Child

Someone naive, or someone assuming something will be easy due to lack of experience.

Person 1: Getting a job will be the easy part

Person 2: Oh you sweet summer child-

by FunkyF0rk November 29, 2023

reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Crow Child

A crow child takes and keeps a bunch of random stuff like a crow which takes anything it sees.

“My daughter is practically a crow child with all the things she takes!”

by thy common folk February 17, 2024

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023

Black Eyed Child

A kid from Indiana

Person 1: That kid is so weird.

Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.

Person 1: What’s that mean?

Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.

by DTrix16 October 28, 2023

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020