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Whatever Google tells you is the opposite of the truth.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Google mug.A slang term for 'Google Dock' commonly used when a person makes an apology/debunk of a recent and or current drama, usually used as if the response is absolute bullshit. Or just drawing attention to it. The origin of this meme is from twitter user: Milburry13. In which they call out an apology made by an artist. In this video, the classic 'chicken jockey' scene from: A Minecraft Movie, is dubbed with Garett saying: ''They wanna make an apology?'' and Steve responding: ''Google Dockey!'' the titular line. If you mention this meme; PLEASE include the video. Or don't. I couldn't care less.
''My apology'' -Controversialguy283 ''Google Dockey!'' -Respondergal981
by Deltarune Tomorrow. May 18, 2025
Get the Google Dockey mug.The google bitchapottamus is a chat personality that gives google searches a voice...the only thing is, a google bitchapottumus is SUCH a smartass, she doesn't have to google it.
by paige111902 November 12, 2012
Get the Google Bitchapottamus mug.adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. Google-safety.
noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
Get the Google-safe mug.I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
Get the Google Crusade mug.To be ogled by a gay person.
Hey man, did that guy over there just google me?
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
--Yeah, I think he is googling you hardcore.
I bet he wants my cock. I'm going to go give it to him.
by Collegeguy21bi November 30, 2010
Get the google mug.Google News is a news aggregation service provided by Google that compiles and displays news articles and headlines from various sources on the internet. It uses algorithms to curate and organize news stories based on user preferences and interests.
"I rely on Google News to stay up-to-date with the latest headlines and news articles from a variety of sources.”
by Davellin September 25, 2023
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