Clam Stamping

Clam Stamping is when you don’t see in the middle of the night and sit on your toilet only to find out the cover was on it, leaving a lil bit of clam juice on your seat cover

Jennifer: hey girl, your seat cover has some crustier on it, looks suspiciously vaginal shaped?

Bonnie: oh yeah, last night I went to take a piss and accidentally sat on the seat COVER and not to seat

Jennifer: oh shit! You gave the seat cover a good clam stamping!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

Pearled clam

When an individual goes sunny side up on a crack head twat and happens to find himself non other than a beautiful crack rock bestowed in the depths of the hookers muff

“Hey bubba I was banging this hooker the other night and i found the most beautiful pearled clam I’ve ever seen while munching her box”

by Meatballsmysteriousmind December 16, 2023

Clam Bake

A setting in the Sauna where only ladies are inside

I went to the spa to sweat, but it was a regular clam bake inside....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

Glossy clam

Sex move Where a man busts a nut in a woman's vagina, pulls his penis out and immediately goes down on her glossy clam

"He busted inside me and immediately went down on my glossy clam, it was amazing!"

by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023

clam diggin'

female version of t-baggin'

Stacey went clam diggin' all over Carl's face.

by tatertwat August 15, 2023

Steamed Clams

When the roast in your oven is ruined and smoke ends up coming out of your oven.

"Oh, that isn't smoke! It's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having! MMMMMM steamed clams"

by MrLoser74 August 31, 2023

Tangy Clam Meat

The labias of an old woman so spread out they could be confused with a roast beef sandwich. This word could also be applied to a person who has a high body count.

"Bro i just fucked this chick, she had some fucking tangy clam meat down town but i tore that one up anyways!"

by GlizzyL September 29, 2023