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textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.
textual healing by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

texticles 

Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl.
Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles.
texticles by chickenstryps June 18, 2009

Textually Inadequate

A person who feels inferior beacuse they recive less text message action than their friends or work colleagues.
Bloody hell does your phone ever stop, your making me feel Textually Inadequate.

Textourettes 

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Textourettes by gregor_y November 22, 2010

Textbook 

To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.
That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.
Textbook by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Textrovert

Someone who prefers to communicate only through texting.
John will rarely ever actually peak to anyone. He is such a textrovert .
Textrovert by RedeemedSoul January 13, 2015