shit stain

Everyone's Boss.

I'm not coming back to work, you shit stain!

by Nunov Yurbiznix January 20, 2004

Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question.
It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 1: Damn!

Example 2:

Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album?
Dude 2: Nah, im straight...
Dude 3: Owned!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain

spunk on curtains

by James Wall August 10, 2003

super straight

Basically a sexuality created by neonazi transphobes that says that the person identifying as super straight is only attrected to the biological opposite gender.

Super straight people also identify as: transphobic, homophobic, racist, social rejects, pieces of shit that crave attention and approval, small peepee losers that can't get laid because no decent human being wants to date a person who doesn't respect other humans. So they reflect their insecurities on others to make themselves feel recognition.

person: what's your sexuality;

ss person: im super straight i don't wanna date transgender people
person: umm first of all it's ot a sexuallity and im sure they dont't wanna date you either

ss person: no i dont like them i only like the opposite biological sex if a woman used to have a dick she is not a woman

person: with the same logic you could date a transgender men since he used to be a woman with pussy

ss person: no no never he looks like a man i only date pure women

person: well yeah and the women you go out of your way to rant about will be way prettier than any woman you would ever date

ss person: but but-

person: no you can have your personal prefrences as long as you don't so hate for other people. If you identify as super straight you are supporting a transphobic movement made by neonazi men.

by lifkjhgbe March 9, 2021

Counter-Straight

1.) Often used to define the game Counter-Strike by people who don't like it.
2.) Gay; Homosexual. Not straight.

God, why do you fucktards always want to play Counter-Straight. Let's play some Day of Defeat.

by Robert M. Hines November 17, 2004

Straight Puddlin' Yo

A phrase said only by those who promote gaypride and trying to act like a gangster or "black". This phrase is synonymous with Trace and will forever mark his life.

Did Trace just say "That's straight puddlin' yo" after the ball bounced in the puddle?

by psycho_killah April 25, 2005