Super Straight

an excuse to be transphobic
(I can reclaim the t slur)

person 1 : I wouldn't date a tranny I'm super straight but I'm not transphobic
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help

by Melody.xml September 9, 2021

Super Straight

People that are so desperate for atention that they invented a way to call themselves transphobic without saying transphobic. The kind of people that burn snow to prove that it's a hoax.

-I am Super Straight, I only like real women.
-Wow that is so transphobic!
-Pretty cool, huh? Hey, wanna burn some suspicious looking snow?
-Right on!

by ZiggyStardustAndTheSpiders March 9, 2021

Super Straight

a group of closeted cis fuckwits

person 1: i’m coming out as super straight
person 2: literally no one wanted to date you anyway

person 3: that sounds kinda gay

by fuckthehets March 8, 2021

Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.

Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.

by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016

Straight jamming

To listen to a variety of personally liked music for a nonstop period of time.

We went straight jamming in the car this morning.

by RemaRema January 3, 2015

Super Straight

A pseudo-sexual-orientation revolving around the rejection of transgender people, created in the putrid depths of 4chan in an attempt to troll and undermine the LGBTQ community. Super Straight — SS — gotta love the Nazi undertones.

I identify as super straight. Rather than simply having a body type preference an keeping it to myself respectably, or even better, lettering attraction unfold not as a theoretical concern that can be sorted in advance but as a lived experience that unravels organically, I feel a compulsion to let the world know that I reject transgender people categorically, possibly because they represent a threat to my own insecurities about gender and sexuality, and because I cannot empathize with the thought that rallying around the rejection of a marginalized group might be hurtful.

by Apoptose March 15, 2021

Super Straight

Only Transphobes who make sexuality as stupid as themselves

1 Guy: I'm Super Straight
2 Guy: No, you are not, you are just Transphob who trying to find a reason not to date trans women.
1 Guy: You are just a Superphobic!

by Half_of_the_girl August 5, 2022