straight to instant

Refers to a movie that didn't do well at the box office, or isn't very good. Modern version of "straight to video", as in netflix, instead of having to add it to your que, you can watch it on instant netflix immediately, thus showing its poor quality.
Oh man that movie was pretty bad, its a total "straight to instant"
by netflixuser November 28, 2009
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Straight oliver

Straight olvier means that he is gay and he is super duper gay Straight oliver
by ImDeadInside July 30, 2019
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Straight To The Box

Reference to the box in a teacher's classroom in which students turn in their assignments. To go Straight To The Box is to go to said box and "borrow" an assignment that you haven't done and to copy it. (Borrow is in quotations because some Straight To The Boxers neglect to return the homework they've stolen in fear of the teacher recognizing the similarity between the two assignments. These STTBers give the rest of us a bad name) Straight To The Box-ing usually leads to the beginning of a Cheat Chain, as most STTBers have enough moral fiber to share with others.
He-man: Fuck, are we even doing this right? The lab report is due tomorrow.
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box
by Cheater McCheatster March 07, 2009
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Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.
- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.
by NotoriousN September 26, 2019
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Straight Heavy

When you're so drunk that you start seeing things clearly and the decisions you've made begin weighing down on you.
Sitting alone at a bar feelin' straight heavy.
by Skatelate121 December 11, 2016
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sus straight

a straight person with queer vibes that's usually the one straight in a queer friend group because the queers flock together
Let's bring our sus straight to the pride parade.
by JeHaiNat June 02, 2021
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Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021
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