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Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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September 1st

"National" 3D Glasses Day
On September 1, 2022, I wore a brand new pair of paper 3D glasses to school. Everyone would look at me and laugh. I shrugged it off and continued walking tall with the quirky accessory for the entire school day. Don't let those bullies push you around on what you can and cannot wear, embrace your inner weirdness on this day.

I don't recommend wearing 3D for too long, I got a MAJOR headache afterwards.
Person A: What's with the funny glasses?
Me: Don't you know it's September 1st?
by ObsessionWith3D July 26, 2024
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September 20th

“Yo, do you know when Matt Colón’s birthday is?”

“It’s on September 20th”
by Mr. Whatzit Tooyah September 19, 2025
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September 18

*it’s september 18th*
sheila: bitch it’s my birthdayy
boy: damn u thick asf , happy birthday !!
by Tht1thiccbit*h November 19, 2023
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September 8

If you’re born in September 8 YOURE THE HOTTEST MF ALIVE.
Her friend : how can you be so hot

Her : I was born I September 8 duh 🙄
by Kwn.exe December 29, 2021
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September 10th

September 10th: A day where all annoying un-perfect brats are born. They act like it is the greatest day of they’re life when in reality, nobody cares at all. People born on this day are spoiled and try to stand out everywhere they go. They try to be the cutest girl in the class and be a pick me when nobody actually cares. In conclusion, these idiots are hypocrites.
Mark: Today is September 10th, Lucies birthday! Oh no..
by SparklePrincess29 September 15, 2021
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