Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

second-to-last

The penult

second-to-last is when you are not the worst but right above.

by comadreja September 22, 2017

Second law of homodynamics

The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.

The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.

You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

by Souly_uwu June 10, 2018

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

Second Hand Person

When someone is talking to you and you have another friend come and vouch for you

AnaMarie was talking to Uriel and AnaMarie asked Martha to come cause she was her Second Hand Person

by anabanana04 November 30, 2020

Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.

I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.

by Vermont Department of Health December 12, 2020

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021