Salty Eclair

The act of taking a non frosted eclair with no filling and Inserting the naked eclair into the anal cavity of another individual. Then make love the eclair as it is lodged in said anus until you ejaculate. Remove the salty eclair and feed it to your partner.

Zack really enjoyed the salty eclair that Bob gave him for breakfast

by C Rob80 October 30, 2025

salty triggered nigel

just type the abbreviation BDS

salty triggered nigel cool

by mrs tosser November 8, 2025

salty curry

A salty curry is a time dependent sexual act. One person will consume a spicy curry and then 24 hours later will have anal sex. Extra spicy for everyone!

Packed with bold and lively flavours, the “salty curry” isn’t for the weak. It’s for the strong and the mighty. - Jamie Oliver

by RB900 January 24, 2025

Salty Frube

The marvellous art of sucking salty spoff from a used condom you found on the floor.

Mark found Chris and Josh's condom they used from their furry orgy on the weekend, he was feeling hungry and decided to have a Salty Frube, Greedy cunt.

by Handie Andie June 20, 2024

Salty trophy

A salty trophy: when, after achieving a podium in racing, you fill your trophy with jizz and the woman/team mates drink from said trophy

Bryan, how are you celebrating your podium?

- with a mighty salty trophy

by anonymous June 27, 2024

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

Salty

Someone with too much salt so they naturally try to suck the moisture from others who aren't as salty as them

"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“

"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"

"Wow salty much"

by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024