salty dong

A German Pretzel

May I have 2 salty dongs please, and a bratwurst

by Sancerredave November 7, 2015

Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef

Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night

by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016

A Salty Dennison

A man baby that gets upset and salty when everything is his fault. One who cannot take responsibility for things going wrong.

Ricky, your being a salty dennison, seriously, stop being a vagina and admit its your fault!

by yvey October 13, 2016

Salty

A person who is jealous, because he's bad

That person is salty because I killed him

by bhdefw July 28, 2020

Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017