sloppy midwestern storm

When a bigger southern girl rides you so fast her fat slaps together making what sounds like thunder until you cum so hard it represents rain.

I came so hard last night when my girl gave me a sloppy Midwestern storm

by Big fat chick November 30, 2019

Sloppy jollopy

A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face

Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy

by Bdrysdale December 9, 2019

sloppy pumpkin

The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.

I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.

by Chancellor Berry Newt December 24, 2019

Sloppy Joe

Another name for former vice president and 2020 candidate Joe Biden.

Damn could you imagine ever voting for old Sloppy Joe?

by goatfucker420 January 1, 2020

Sloppy tortilla

When you eat a little too much Taco Bell, have a fiery and spicy turd perfectly placed in between the breast of your companion. Soon after, you titty fuck her before she finishes you off with a sloppy bj.

I want to eat some Taco Bell tonight so we can spice up our romance in bed with the ole sloppy tortilla.

by DizzyMcDiz January 14, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a female (or male) shits on a dick during anal sex

Damn this sloppy joe is messy as fuck!

by Buttplugger69 January 15, 2020

The Sloppy Potato

A much-disputed sex act. The only agreed-upon definitions include the use of a potato peeler and the stipulation that at least one of the participants hasn't showered for at least 2 days.

Brad is such a dirtbag; he tried to get me to do the Sloppy Potato last night.

by Beary White January 21, 2020