3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Reality Shifting

A trending topic on social media wherein kids, teens, and adults all employ various techniques to "Shift"- meaning they are going to a different reality by harnessing their consciousness. It is a highly controversial topic that Antishifter folk disagree with and Shifter folk strongly believe.

Shifter: I've recently gone to Harry Potter by Reality Shifting!
Other Shifter: Sweet, I've been there!

by Personhumanman August 17, 2023

Frame shifting

Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.

Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2023

Stick shifters

When two ladies sleep with the same guy.

Emma and Susan both slept with A.J. last week. I guess they are stick shifters now.

by Dually420 April 12, 2024

Pole shifter

Slutty women dressed in slutty, lewd attire in public places that draws plenty of unhealthy, lustful attention. These are types of women you instantly shoot your shot with by using plenty of sexual innuendos because you just dgaf at that point.

Person 1 - U see that slutty ass bitch in the bread aisle with the fat ass in her skirt and big titties poppin her cleavage in that tight ass top with her thong sandals??

Person 2 - Yeah, that bitch a real pole shifter, I’m boutta see what she about

by HorndawgggAccent June 26, 2024

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

Sleeve Shifter

Sleeve Shifter
A person who swaps the cardboard sleeves from discounted ready meals onto full-price ones to get them cheaper at the checkout.

“Watch S**** in the supermarket—he’s a proper sleeve shifter, always finding a way to pay less.”

by Cabby D March 18, 2026