Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass

"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"

by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023

self eye-gouge

the action of committing suicide after witnessing cringe/brainrot

Yesterday my 18-year-old sister committed self eye-gouge after hearing some messed up gen alpha song.

by Skyzlokcz January 4, 2024

self snarm

when you harm yourself in the snow

i need to self snarm....the icy winters are calling me....

by danieljohnson January 6, 2024

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Self Drag

When you publicly Say a statement or a insult (aka a drag) that applys to yourself either in real life or on the Internet, but usually the Internet.

person 1: damn her pussy stank

person 2: the self drag-

by Kween language inc January 17, 2024

self-offense

The opposite of self-defense.

"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence

by self-offense January 23, 2024

Self Sabotage

Emily

Emily likes to self sabotage

Emily is currently self sabotaging her chances in a relationship

by haive February 2, 2024