Robert

I love him. My days get 100 times better when he talks to me. I love how he talks to me and calls me funny things that I don’t laugh at that moment but when I leave school I am practically crying laughing. When I joke around with my friend, he always comes in at the most random time to say something about ME. I love Robert. I would do ANYTHING (I mean anything) for him. I’m sure he doesn’t like me back. But if he did, we would get married and jump off a bridge together.
If anyone else likes Robert, (which I’m sure someone does) I will ruin their entire life.

I would do anything for Robert

by MelonCee November 9, 2022

Robert

He will literally clap you even if you looked at him. But on the other end he is a holy man and has Jesus. Probably a Morman.

Dude Robert is going to clap you!

by You need Jesus lol April 11, 2019

Robert Lasher

A man that needs to be free NOW!

Robert Lasher :You guys need to log in to VOCES DIGITAL now!!!
student:CHILL SLASHER

by weeby deeby otaku December 17, 2021

Louis Roberts

A right Gezza!!1!1,11,,1,1,,1

Louis Roberts is very Louis Roberts.

by LargeGigianticCockrel April 22, 2022

robert

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.

'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'

by Jailatte May 4, 2022

Isaac James Roberts

An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.

Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical

by Simbason August 5, 2025

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013