The old random rice that nobody will ever eat and is left in the cupboard solely for the purpose of drying out a wet I-Phone.
"dude, I'm starving! Can i cook up some of this rice in your cupboard?"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
Stay away from that, man! That's my iPhone rice!
"Dude, gross!"
by pdiddy19 February 20, 2017

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019

A smooth dessert/ pudding made from rice, milk and sugar. Not so well known now but was more common a few decades back. Often taken with jam on top.
by Anonymousperson321 June 9, 2017

Superintendent of the Counter-Strike Source Jailhouse. Commonly seen directing prisoners to a number of games which resulted in mass casualties. Known for providing prisoners with a firm but fair prison-house.
ALL RIGHTY NOW. WARDEN RICES IS HERE. NOW I WANT ALL Y'ALL TERRORISTS TO GO DIRECTLYYY TO THE COLOURED BANNA. NO JUMPIN, NO DELAYIN.
by TheFauning February 19, 2021
