Beak rubbing

Beak rubbing: The compulsive, repetitive touching, rubbing, of ones nose by someone who has recently used cocaine, often done subconsciously.

Example:
He was in the pub chatting away, but he kept rubbing his nose every two minutes — he must’ve had a bit too much cocaine.

Lee; Bruv, what’s the matter with him over there?
Has he got a cold or something?
He keeps touching his nose, LOL.

Frank: He’s on cocaine, you muppet.
He’s been beak rubbing all night.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 11, 2026

Clit rubber

Another version of a dick rider but it's targetting women; obsessed with a person

"Marina Diamandis was Sabrina Carpenter's clit rubber for a week"

by WowPoops February 18, 2025

Caledonia Rubber Ducky

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.

Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”

by Jeffica3576 February 24, 2025

Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

Virginia Rubber Recycling

When a man uses a previously used condom from another man during gay sex, and once the man cums, they flip the condom around, puts it back on, and thrusts into the recipient giving them two loads from two separate people

One time someone left a used condom laying around on the subway so me and my homie pulled a Virginia Rubber Recycling maneuver to save them turtles.

by Freakmaster-8103 January 12, 2026

Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.

"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."

by Sean of old December 28, 2012

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015