by cjti May 25, 2025
The largest and most profitable clown there is. Has the funkiest, hair-burning, eyebrow-charring, nuclear weapon of breath. Can be found on the grill or at his girlfriend's house. Usually is interested in stallions, periodically abused, but can make you laugh in any situation (even if it's about him). He is an avid gambler and will get money in any shape or form. However, his breath is always in rare form.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Also wears tattered drawers.
Person 1: Aye, is that Robert Ernest Coleman Firing up the grill?
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
Person 2: Yeah, also heard his girl abused him
Person 1: Yeah, typical Robert Ernest Coleman
by NWOMegatron November 24, 2021
Daniel Jackson's child to be.
by Oh 7 May 12, 2017
A great guy and friend who loves games and funny things. A pro with the ladies with an absolute elephant shlong.
by Fshy123 October 11, 2023
Oh my god, you can't describe a better person to me than Robert Hays. He is the most perfect World History teacher at the school. He is also an incredible tennis coach, and has led us to many district championships, and wins for our school history.
Robert Hays is my history teacher
by Robert Hays December 22, 2024
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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025