The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
by Jailatte May 4, 2022
Get the robertmug. An average heighted individual who is pretty smart. Has short-ish brown hair. Typically draped in ceremonial Hawaiian Button-Up shirts. Uses the pseudonym of Simbason719 and also uses the name of Simba.
Isaac James Roberts likes to chill and play Minecraft with his friends aswell as listen to Laufey and EPIC The Musical
by Simbason August 5, 2025
Get the Isaac James Robertsmug. Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
Jim: what's wrong?
Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me
Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 20, 2013
Get the Pulling a Robertmug. A romance novel in real life. A version of yourself in a male body. A friend for life, a true ,down to earth person. Musical, artistic, and creative.
by Lamblove724 November 28, 2021
Get the Robertmug. A nice person 90 percent of the time but ocasinaly recedes into a emo phase that can last hours or even days. Has a small appendage.
by r.=p September 17, 2023
Get the o robertsmug. A boy that can be very rude and a bully, he can say some inappropriate uncomfortable things, Roberts are usually zesty and girly pop, they can sometimes be furrys too, but they can be a good friend.
Person 1 “Hey nice to meet you, my name is-”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
Person 2 looks up and down at person 1
Person 2“let me guess.. Robert?”
by Lolafisher20 May 3, 2023
Get the Robertmug. Hunter: Dad did you really just shit in that Gumbo pot?
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
Robert: yes I had to let it loose like that other time in target.
Hunter: Mom don't use that because that's Robert's Gumbo Pot.
by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024
Get the Robert's Gumbo Potmug.