Pipe dream

Promises that are made in the moment about the future for the purpose of smashing. It is a form of manipulation (lol) to get what you want at that moment with no intention of actually following through or you know you do not actually have the capability of providing the desired future. Usually works on girls who have not reached their prime target (guys with a lot of money) as they are young and have not fully reached their gold digging potential and still fw (use the search bar if you do not understand) basic salary guys

"he/she sold you pipe dreams"

by wannabelatinamami-A.S. October 16, 2023

pipe Jesus

Sani ys

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus

by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022

Nerd pipes

The arms of someone who plays video games all day.

Check out the nerd pipes on that gamer! How does he hold up a sandwich?

by escyr August 19, 2024

pipe aura

a man who just seems like he’d have a large penis, not because he’s a big dude or brave or anything, can just look normal but has that vibe

her: Jimmy is well proportioned imo

him: has pipe aura too

by hoomuzu March 20, 2025

Piping

Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.

“I always triple glove when giving rectal exams to prisoners because of worries over piping.”

by Mrsmrsmrs December 23, 2021

wrench your pipe

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off

man, I wanna wrench your pipe.

by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 25, 2023