Disco Parking

Taking the best spot on the lot and usually the spot beside it becuase you have parked on an angle / . Mainly perpetrated by a "Creamer". This term is the pre-cursor to Rock Star Parking.

"Hey, look at Guido's shiny Camaro takin' up two spots in front of the club!"
"Yeah, he's totally disco parking!"

by Collin Sick March 14, 2008

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

Hit and park

When you dont look where you are going and run, walk, skate, ride your bike or jog into a parked car

Guy 1: Oh my fucking God did you see that?
Guy 2: yeah that guy got Hit and Parked
Both: HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Guy 3: TOSSERS!

by Sex Hand Guy November 14, 2009

Water Parking

When two men face each other, fully erect, and urinate on each other.

We didn’t go to the water park for the rides, we went for the water parking.

by All Bets Hedged February 4, 2021

Getaway Parking

When someone parks their car with the front end facing out for a quick departure. (as if they were planning to rob the place)

Tom: What's with the getaway parking?
Rob: Don't ask questions, just follow my lead.

by Tom Jr. October 12, 2008

park squirrel

People (mostly white females) who live that trailer park hood life.

They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.

They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat

I gotta stop fuckin with these ratchet ass park squirrels.

by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016