Get Pumped

Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev

Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude

Person 1: no you

by GOODBYECLOWN June 6, 2024

Pumping Slop

A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.

Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

cavitate the pump

The act of blowing air into her asshole while eating ass and watching her butthole fart( cavitation).

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy. How was the date last night?
Buddy 2:Well Buddy, it was great. She let me cavitate the pump ; ).

by Berrymacoxknr March 1, 2025

pumping wood

Tom Kuhn, maker of the famous wooden "No Jive" yo-yo, gave the nickname "pumping wood" in reference to playing with a yo yo.

Man, I was all by myself yesterday, so I was pumping wood to pass the time.

by PGZ May 13, 2005

ghetto stomach pump

the act of stabbing a person in the stomach then fucking it

jesse: ow my stomach my stomch hurts
kris: let me give you a ghetto stomach pump then after i will fuck your ass with my hairy penis

by asdf1347 July 9, 2011

Russian Gas Pump

When you start peeing in the middle of having sex.

"Yo, last night I gave dis hoe a Russian Gas Pump, she totally dug it."
"Yo....that's disgusting."

by Singerman13 July 24, 2016

powder pump

Noun
If you play a sport where there's any system of brotherhood (football, basketball, jousting etc.) In the locker room, some guy (usually the widest kid) would pat you on the gouche/anal area with talcum powder of some sort, burns like hell

Normal player: good game guys, let's hit the showers

Fucking weird ass kid: I can't wait to give Jeffrey a powder pump, his balls are HUGE.

by Freaky Pussy Popper August 17, 2017