Road knuckle

The act of fingering a woman whilst travelling, either by land, sea or air.

Ryan was handing out a serious serving of road knuckle to his cousin on the family road trip to Disney land.

by Constant Hat December 6, 2023

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

Road running

Working hard and grinding to stack up money and better your life.

“I’m gone make this shit work, I’ve been road running”

by Xklsjfj February 28, 2024

Road bully

An aggressive driver, person that has propensity for road rage.

Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!

by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023

Road psych

Do you ever just be driving and have the sudden urge to swerve into a nearby sign or river? this is a road psyche, just that sudden urge to cause damage while on the road.

"Earlier today i had a road psyche it really scared me."

by possumous January 10, 2022