A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.

Boy, do I love me some dating

by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018

Dating

It's when you try to build a relationship by using a label

"I'm dating them"
"YOU know you can just talk first right? Dumbass"

by ckycoyckynggccg October 3, 2022

Date ADD

When a girl can't keep a guy's attention for more than several days. When you see a friend with a different girl on his arm every week, he is suffering from Advanced Date ADD.

John: Hey Phil, I'd like you to meet Amber.
Phil: Oh, I thought you were with Melissa.
John: Nah.
Phil: That was a week ago. You got that Date ADD, bro.

by massiveness12 April 14, 2014

Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

date

Something I will never experience in my sad pathetic life.

My friend: Hey bro did you get a date to prom?
Me: No and I will never get one in my sad pathetic life.

by VezinaIgor31 September 22, 2022

Date digger

People who go on dates only for free food and then ghost there date.

Eg:- Oh yes she was a date digger.

by Catgirlskatingoveryou December 5, 2020