person 1 : I wouldn't date a tranny I'm super straight but I'm not transphobic
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help
by Melody.xml September 9, 2021
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Person 2 ( aka person with common sense ) no.
Person 2 ( aka person with common sense ) no.
by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021
Get the Super straight mug.by RemaRema January 3, 2015
Get the Straight jamming mug.The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality
Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.
Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!
Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.
*1 day later
Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud
by BigD(DforDORIME) April 13, 2021
Get the Hyper Straight mug.A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child
by Your local skinwalker June 18, 2023
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Get the Super straight mug.Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual
Isn’t homophonic
Isn’t homophonic
Friend: what is your sexuality
You: I’m super straight
Friend: what about your partner
You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi
You: I’m super straight
Friend: what about your partner
You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi
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