swag. purple led lights mean the person using them is one of the best people in the universe. or theyre bi. like thats it. its that simple.
by uzidgaf February 19, 2021

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.
by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009

Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.
Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'
by R1 2004 September 6, 2007

by the Jew June 9, 2003

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.
by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

Psilocybin, LSD, Mesculine. Taking too much of any of these substances at one time will cause you to witness the Purple Penis Mobile. No one can descibe it the same way because you're face melting off is a little more distracting but fuck it, its crazy!
by Father Gauge May 5, 2008

by jason dye May 15, 2003
