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mexican knife fight

A knife fight, usually between two individuals, particularly unique in the fact that they have duct taped their hands together in a hand-shaking gesture while holding the knives in their unbound hand. Usually conducted to settle a dispute over food, money, drugs, property, or prostitutes.
Jim and Mike got in a huge arguement last night. Being the gentlemen that they are, they amicably agreed to settle their dispute via a mexican knife fight to the death.
by Brian Salts January 13, 2009
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Mexican Chest Sex

When two people are rubbing up and down in a vertical manner, chests touching while standing.

This can be done between any two people, regardless of sex. There is no horizontal movement, only vertical rubbing of the chest areas. Participants maybe clothed or not.
"Hes not even humping her. It's like mexican chest sex!"
by theorator August 25, 2009
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Mexicans Over The Border

A card game
The rules:

1. The black cards are Mexicans. Each card is worth a specific number of points.

2-10=self explanatory.
K, Q, J= 10 pts.
A= Drug packets.
2. Red cards are border patrol. They subtract from your score. same story applies for points.
3.Each player is dealt a hand of 5 cards. They have the opportunity to disctrd up to 4 cards in exchange for new ones from the deck.
4. Each player adds up their points/ drug packets.
5. Hands continue until one player has 100 mexicans and 10 drug packets.
"What are we going to do?"
"Let's play a wholesome game of Mexicans Over the Border!!!!1111!!!"
by jewsusgod October 30, 2009
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Mexican Surprise

When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.

Surprise!!!
Be careful man, you don't want to wake up one day to the Mexican Surprise.
by levarselosmonos April 25, 2011
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Mexican Armada

A large group of people living in one small apartment. They always have at least two kids, and generaly make to much noise.
Damn that fucking Mexican Armada upstairs was up all night I barely got any sleep at all.
by husky beaner May 29, 2011
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Mexican Cartwheel

The Mexican Cartwheel is a standing Sixty-Nine. Hetero - The man is standing up, the woman has his penis in her mouth, and her thighs are on his shoulders, his face is in her crotch. He can have his arms around her waist, or holding her shoulders. Just be careful getting into, and out of, this position, no dropping of the partner is allowed.
Guy: "Wanna do a Mexican Cartwheel babe?"
Babe: "Only for a few minutes this time, it gives me a headache."
by ct_sailor December 5, 2011
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mexican black tar

an expensive good type of heroin
Yo man all he had was cheap stuff so i couldnt get the mexican black tar
by Bassmasta4lyfe June 27, 2006
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