Living Death

A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.

If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.

by anonymous March 28, 2023

live round

Sperm, live sperm. Used when a very young or an old man can get a woman pregnant.

He had a kid when he was 70? The mad lad was still shooting live rounds.

by DRousseau November 27, 2022

I know where you live

Please be prepared for me to come and fuck your little ass

John: you look nice
Susan: thanks
John: I know where you live
Susan: yippee

by Arnoldthemanleyman March 20, 2024

live target

A person who while out in public begins to cough uncontrollably without covering their mouth and doesn't bother to wash their germ filled hands before touching random store items, shopping cart, and door handle.

" I just saw that fella over yonder spitting cooties all up in his hands and spreading them there germs everywhere."

"Is that right, somebody call the boys and tell em we gots ourselves a Live Target over here"

by Anitta Below March 30, 2020

live learn

(Twitch) A request for a streamer to learn a song on-stream. The song to be live-learned is usually not already on the streamer's songlist.

Live learns are $25. Please ask first to ensure it is appropriate for the stream.

by a_random_lemurian June 23, 2023

Stop Living

The thing people do every time they see a definition on Urban Dictionary

Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-

by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 7, 2021

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024