Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 30, 2021

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 02, 2020

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 May 02, 2018

Lick My Balls

The act of drooling slurping and sucking a mans testies. A very expensive hobby.

I want to get into Lick My Balls but i know how expensive it is.

by your big daddy that wants boof July 13, 2022

Community licking post

A public sweet spot for spreading germs

I saw your little brother at the community licking post waiting his turn with your uncle's spot

by Cnote the crow November 17, 2021

Stoner Lick

When you suck someone's dick to get more weed.

Bro, I ran out of weed last night, so I had to do a stoner lick for 2 grams.

by Chase Deopsomer February 16, 2019

Devious Lick

The act of stealing small items form a place of school or business to create a mild inconvenience

I'm about to hit a devious lick on this soap dispenser

by BIg Man 2 September 24, 2021