A Jordan is someone who is very popular. She is usually a dancer and is very devoted to her school work. She is a great friend but if she is your enemy you better watch your back. She loves uggs and Starbucks. When you see a Jordan do not let her go
by Flipper246 May 25, 2019
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Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
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by &bria December 18, 2016
Get the jordan prehn mug.Jordan is a guy who is there for you always. He has most likely lost someone in his past, son he tries to help people as much as he can. He can extremely funny, but also serious when he needs to be. He is also very outgoing, and he has nothing to hide. A lot of girls falls for him. He normally had 1 or 2 girl bestfriends that he cares about. He only likes one cause Jordans aren't the type of person to like more than one person.
by Slimexo February 1, 2019
Get the Jordan mug.One funny ass kid. Is sometimes referred to as Kevin Hart the comedian, although some might believe that Jordan is funnier than infamous comedian. Plays Roblox and Minecraft for a living. Tells many funny jokes on the daily. When one tells an unfunny joke, just call them a Jordan Popovski.
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Get the JORDAN mug.Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
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