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Jordan

This guy is a total bad ass. He does not wait the alloted 30 minutes to swim.
Jordan dangerous pussy. That's right his middle name is dangerous.
by Artcrimes August 10, 2021
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I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.
Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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Jordan

Fricking sick dog Got an amazing sence of humour prr cool gets to much pussy all the time not to mention tall strong and fast asf.
Vagina slayer
Good in bed

And so cool
Cool guy

Wanna be him so much
Jordan being defined as a fricking sickdog .
by Cool guy that likes jordan November 27, 2017
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Jordan

Jordan is a chill ass nigga who put that shit on every fuckin day with no effort. He get more motion then most these lame ass niggas do and will take yo hoe if u not careful. He really nonchalant fr but will spazz out if a nigga get to trim.
Jordan get more hoes then you

Jordan said he gon beat yo ass twin
by Woof getting grimy November 21, 2023
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Marley Jordan

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?
by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025
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Michael Jordan

He is a god at Basketball he is GOAT
by Lakerlife23 _3 June 28, 2020
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Jordan

Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.

Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.

He's the Jordan of his class.
by anonymous May 31, 2022
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