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The Joke Police

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards
"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"
by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020
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joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you
person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore
by go away please and thank you October 7, 2019
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Joke Metal

A sub-genre of metal music characterised by whimsical performances/gimmicks/lyrics designed to enhance a band's "shock value" and "approachability". Examples include babymetal, okilly dokilly, Belushi speedball and psychostik
Man, I really fancy having a good time and going to see a joke metal band
by ToneDeafJoe July 5, 2025
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IA joke

A joke that is neither funny, nor appropriate.
+ I have to register for classes in 2 weeks.
- What kind of a sick joke is this?
+ I agree, it's a total IA joke...
by maryjka August 25, 2021
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jokes

said when somethings funny probably said from a British person
adjective
"english class was so jokes 🤣 "
"that was jokes icl"
by slayyyterr October 1, 2023
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That's not a joke

Hym "That's not a joke what you're doing there. This was the wrong time to be uppity about your kids. You came into this thinking I was pranking your or something and now your want to pretend it doesn't matter that I was right because you still want to be uppity about your kids. Like, you don't tell me anything parent-bitch. You tell those fucking kids of yours that you're trying to trade them for another little boy or girl. And when your kids ask WHY you can tell them 'I tried to dictate to Hym the nature and course of his life so I fed them to Hym so he wouldn't come for you.' OR you can lie to their shit, retarded little faces. Which is what I expect your to do."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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Joke-abee

A noun used to describe the uncanny way GOP candidate Mike Huckabee uses a snappy one-liner or other joke in a serious moment to dodge a tough question.
If you go to youtube and type in "Mike Huckabee Metamucil, you will see a textbook Joke-abee.
by former Huck-Agreer January 20, 2008
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