new jersey

- House the show on Fox takes place in NJ
- We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka
- We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc.
- Queen Latifah, Redman, Derek Jeter, Kevin Jonas, all from NJ
- Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob

Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks!

Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?

by Jersey kid February 13, 2008

New York

New York is the city that's home to the greatest bunch of losers that anyone has ever seen. they pronounce all there syllables like a bunch of guys that take it up the ass and love to kiss ass to get to a postion. People from New York that play call of duty 2 for xbox live have gay ass gamertags like AWESOME O and brag how New York is the greatest city in the world when in reality it is home to the greatest bunch of c*cksuckers on the planet.

hey man have you played AWESOME O yet? He's a little bitch from New York that sucks at Call of Duty 2 and sounds like he has taken it up the bum more than once

by theGeneration June 11, 2006

new game

ask someone 5 questions then they have to answer truthfully and then they ask you 5 questions.

jimmy says tommy wanna play new game? tommy says yes. jimmy,"have you ever had sex, have you ever gotten drunk, who was the last person you made out with, how often do u masterbate, have you ever cheated on somebody? then tommy would answer truthfully "nope,never made out, wats masterbate mean, first i need a girlfriend." wow tommys a loser!

by f3d0r4 June 18, 2008

new yorker

Somebody who overrates his own importance. Insists he lives in the best city in the world, despite the fact that he sucks cocks.

New York is a shithole. Geordieboys could kick any New Yorkers arse!

by Dan November 20, 2003

Jigger New

Being Retarded And From Surrey So That You Can't Say The The Phrase Right

Your A Jigger New, O What!!!!

by dave nason November 13, 2003

New Lenox

A subarban town in the state of Illinois. It is inhabited by white Boys and rapists. The white boys are wannabe n words. There is also a freakishly amount of "its". The fun thing to do in this city is ripping down signs and making love in the cornfields.

An example of this is: Hey you know Kscrub. Ya he lives in New Lenox

by Candy+Man March 21, 2017

New Level

Reaching a whole different plateau in life

"Used to be sleeping on itchy bed,Bed bugs in the motel, now your bitch give me head: I'm on a new level"

"I'm on a new level so I bought me a new shovel."

by Sahan_Solo November 21, 2016