sharp poop

When you poop is sharp.

"ouch! that was some fucking sharp poop, let me tell you"

by qwerty123456 July 30, 2008

poop streak

Having a light brown streak follow up from the bottom of your buttocks in your underwear towards your lower back. The brown streak is a remainer of feces.

I found my brother's underwear lying on the ground and I noticed it had poop streaks.

by Mattx2k1 January 5, 2005

poop tash

to wipe the remains of a ridiculously wet fart under an unsuspecting victims nose

she had a face like an arse so i poop tashed the silly split arse

by wobs January 15, 2008

Submarine Poop

Submarine poop. A submarine poop is when one starts to release a poop so long that the end of said poop comes in contact with the water within the toilet bowl before detaching. Once the poop is at it's full length and detaches, the poop slips quickly and quietly into the depths of the toilet bowl; without leaving a trace of its existence. Much like the act of a submarine submerging.

When I finally arrived at home after the four hour drive I took my seat on the throne of relief and began my pilgrimage to happiness. I sat in satisfaction as I felt the poop coming out. I was alarmed at the fact that the poop was coming out, but there was no splash. I looked down into the toilet to see what was going on when I realized there was only one large poop still retreating from my body. The end of the poop entered the water... This submarine was clear to submerge. Detach! The submarine poop briskly dove into the toilet hole. Quite the spectacle.

by JimmyJayT June 17, 2017

homing poop

A defecation which increases exponentially in urgency, the closer you get to the toilet. The need to defecation ranges in urgency from "I could probably hold it" when entering the building to "it's turtleheading right now!" as you're lowering you pants.

I didn't need to poop until I got to the restaraunt, then the closer I got to the john, the worse I had to go. It was a complete homing poop.

by Echo 3 April 12, 2010

Poop Snorkle

When receiving, or giving a hot carl the seran rap rips, and the poop pours up your nose.

(This can be considered Level 9.)

Man she totally had a poop snorkle last night when that seran rap ripped.

by Ryan Beldessi April 28, 2008

King of Poop

A pseudonim for pop singer Justin Bieber based on the music he releases.

A: Justin Bieber King of Pop
B: Did you even hear Changes? Ringtones tanked. Dustbin Beaver King of Poop wbk.

by Spamandmorespam December 14, 2020