A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.
- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies
(Me) Dude, I hate White Moms, yesterday I was at my friend Brian's house, and his mom was a bitch
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
(Random Guy) Um... what the hell dude, you were at my house yesterday!
(Me realizing what I said) Oh shit...
by ZaUrbanDOOD May 8, 2020
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Often times used to insult such a person in responce to a common racial slur such as nigger,sand coon, chink etc...
Often times used to insult such a person in responce to a common racial slur such as nigger,sand coon, chink etc...
by MR. HUNTER July 22, 2008
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OLI White is referred to as a cactus BEACUSE Joe sugg (also a youtuber) dared him to eat a cactus in LA.
OLI White has released cactus hoodies and has also made a book called Generation Next.
OLI White is referred to as a cactus BEACUSE Joe sugg (also a youtuber) dared him to eat a cactus in LA.
OLI White has released cactus hoodies and has also made a book called Generation Next.
by ILYCLEE May 30, 2016
Get the oli white mug.1) is when you fill the chamber up with (ganja) smoke and the chamber turns white.
2) another word for lets go smoke it up
3) past tense "White Walled" is that you are high, faded, baked, dome hit, and etc
2) another word for lets go smoke it up
3) past tense "White Walled" is that you are high, faded, baked, dome hit, and etc
by PersueGanja December 21, 2009
Get the White Walling mug.1) n.: How a typical Caucasian American with a suit and tie would speak. Sounds very proper without any slang and each letter is enunciated with care. In addition to no slang, there also aren't any contractions such as "aren't", "isn't"
2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.
2) n.: The voice of a typical Caucasian American teenager. Usually said toward an African American.
Definition 1:
Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"
Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"
Definition 2:
Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"
Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"
Caucasian: "Well hello there Lamar, how is your basketball practice going?"
Lamar: "Man, fuck you and your white-speak!"
Definition 2:
Lamar *with a high pitched voice*: "Hey guys, how's it going?"
Tyrone: "Oh shit, this nigga got whitespeak! Run before we catch it!"
by nbamike May 27, 2011
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