Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
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Human Water Sprinkler

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.
by Soviet Spycrab March 06, 2021
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Human shotipede

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
by Sickjames March 05, 2017
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Human bop it

When you bop it twist it pull it and they cry it is a penis
by Clifford the big red asshole January 07, 2022
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Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses
Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!
by shamdog6 July 21, 2021
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Defy Humanity

To challenge; or to do something considered impossible.
I Defy Humanity all the time !
by DefyHumanity20 January 27, 2021
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Human Update

A human update is a replacement for the word "manual update" . This is any update that is performed by a human being on a computer system that is not a computerized or automated update.
The computer did not perform the update so a human update (instead of manual update) was completed.

The computer setup was not automatic so a human setup (instead of manual setup) was performed.

The information may need to be entered humanly (instead of manually).
by Sue Rolnd August 24, 2021
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